Jo. she/her. Bi.
Librarian.

prokopetz:

I can’t believe how goofy people are being about the AO3 DDoS situation. One side of the debate is like “ah, it’s probably those Nefarious Russian Hackers carrying out another false flag operation!” and the other side is like “a real hacktivist group wouldn’t use this sort of fandom-centric language, so clearly the DDoS attack never happened and AO3 themselves staged it in order to make themselves look like victims!”, and these are both unhinged things to believe.

Like, it’s fucking 4channers. It’s always fucking 4channers. Pretending to be from a random African nation is literally a meme for those guys, and who else would be dumb enough to try and hold a registered charity hostage for bitcoin?

endivinity:

pick a generally benign and mediocre power

carbonate any (actual, survivably-drinkable) beverage by touching it directly

fold whole lettuce leaves into a perfect shape to fit on a sandwich

involuntarily manifest a single tissue in your pocket, once a day

know the precise location of the nearest crab

eidetic memory but specifically for wikipedia pages on cacti

occasional vivid dreams that inform you about forgotten family soup recipes

immunity to hot glue burns

a sense that warns you away from reading fanfic you would absolutely hate

everyone just respects your decision to wear crocs in public

you can eat aquarium gravel without consequence (in moderation, of course)

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