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They changed the voice in the middle of the audiobook? He had a very deep southern accent and now he’s just has a regular American accent? What the fuck.
And he sounds so bored noooooo
They changed the voice in the middle of the audiobook? He had a very deep southern accent and now he’s just has a regular American accent? What the fuck.
seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs
The most potent blorbos are the not the hottest or the most pathetic, they’re the ones who share your particular neuroses but in their world those neuroses are significantly more justifed
this is just objectively funny though
Great joke tho? Who complained?
everything in the whole world is erotic. except for sex. sex is too on the nose.
if you had to categorize it , what stereotypical high school clique were / are you apart of ?
preps
jocks / cheerleaders / athletes
nerds / geeks
emo / scene / goth kids
popular kids
band kids
skaters / burnouts
art kids
theater kids
drifters / floaters / loners
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I can’t believe how goofy people are being about the AO3 DDoS situation. One side of the debate is like “ah, it’s probably those Nefarious Russian Hackers carrying out another false flag operation!” and the other side is like “a real hacktivist group wouldn’t use this sort of fandom-centric language, so clearly the DDoS attack never happened and AO3 themselves staged it in order to make themselves look like victims!”, and these are both unhinged things to believe.
Like, it’s fucking 4channers. It’s always fucking 4channers. Pretending to be from a random African nation is literally a meme for those guys, and who else would be dumb enough to try and hold a registered charity hostage for bitcoin?
homie you eat curses why are you disgusted
lmaoooo just realized that he was the one that got gojo the burgers because he lost at mortal kombat
real
pick a generally benign and mediocre power
carbonate any (actual, survivably-drinkable) beverage by touching it directly
fold whole lettuce leaves into a perfect shape to fit on a sandwich
involuntarily manifest a single tissue in your pocket, once a day
know the precise location of the nearest crab
eidetic memory but specifically for wikipedia pages on cacti
occasional vivid dreams that inform you about forgotten family soup recipes
immunity to hot glue burns
a sense that warns you away from reading fanfic you would absolutely hate
everyone just respects your decision to wear crocs in public
you can eat aquarium gravel without consequence (in moderation, of course)
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